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“So, uhh… I can’t carpool with you tomorrow…

Because my girlfriend doesn’t like the idea.”

DAH PHAWK, REALLY?  LOLOLOLOLOLOL.  Your fiance is flat out stupid.

First off, you two are engaged.  Secondly, he’s what, twenty eight?  Twenty nine?  A friend of my brother’s best friend.  I’m taken.  It won’t just be me and him in the car.  I’ll restate that he’s twenty eight, possibly older, and you’re friggen’ engaged.  

Just because your sister’s fiance carpooled with another guy and they hooked up doesn’t mean YOUR fiance is going to do the same exact thing.  And holy crap!  I’m DEFINITELY too young for him.  I wouldn’t even think about it, Daryl’s a shit load more attractive.  Disgusting you’d think such a thing.  Selfish as well.

It takes your hubby an hour, possibly longer, to get to school because of traffic.  How long does it take me?  Fifteen to twenty because I already carpool with someone else.  Your hubby would save his money and time if he were to carpool with me, ONLY on Mondays and Fridays.  

Oh my goodness.  You’re soso stupid.  I don’t know why I’m enraged.  

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

I’m AT LEAST ten years younger than him and who in there right mind would like me (Minus you know…  Daryl, ‘cause he doesn’t count)?  Why would an ENGAGED MAN even think about falling for his friend’s little sister?

Holy shit.  Fucking stupid.  I hope I’ll never have to meet you.

  8:33 pm  |   October 13 2011  

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